Valheim Player Keeps Building Dollar Generals Despite Friend
You don't need PvP enabled to wage a war against your friends on the fields of Valheim. You just need the right mindset and the eyes to see what every Valheim server lacks, but desperately needs.
X user Greg The Sorcerer isn't a menace: they're a visionary, an architect deeply dedicated to the bit. And that bit is building Dollar Generals where nobody wanted them and refusing to apologize for it.
It all started with a simple screenshot of a lone Dollar General, constructed using the rudimentary tools of Valheim. "Pissing off my friends in Valheim by building Dollar Generals," Greg announced in the post. "Complete with obnoxious fluorescent lighting," they added with an image of their character standing in an aisle lit by an inexplicable (at least to Vikings) heavenly glow.
With a last ominous reply to the thread, Greg added: "It's plural because I intend to make more."
"WTF IS A DOLLAR GENERAL? WHY IS IT IN MY VALHEIM SERVER?" Paladin Posting, another X user and the first unwilling victim of Greg's crimes, posted the next day.
Pissing off my friends in valheim by building dollar generals pic.twitter.com/zjAZNPdauhJanuary 11, 2026
"OK this is just absurd," Woman Mage, another victim of the Dollar General Bandit said around the same time with their own screenshot of the building.
A few hours passed before Paladin Posting returned with a new Dollar General in a different location, yet another gift from their buddy Greg. "THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING DOLLAR GENERAL."
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If only they had seen what Greg had posted just a few hours before. "This looks like the perfect spot for another Dollar General," Greg wrote of a stretch of grassland untouched by the majesty of a discount store where you can pile items into a shopping cart for less than $30. Minutes later Greg worked their magic, and even attached a spacious parking lot out front: "That's much better."
Source: PC Gamer
